Thursday, February 02, 2006

Tina Fey Scar Detective No Longer Listed at Wikipedia...

See that hole atop the Wikipedia logo? That is where Tina Fey Scar Detective used to be.

Soon after launching this important look at one of society's great mysteries, I was kind enough to stop by Wikipedia and add a link so that others could come and learn about the Tina Fey scar.

A few people found the Detective via this link, but I recently noticed that the once consistent trickle of Wikipedians had ceased. Intrigued, I went back to the Tina Fey page and, to my horror, found this site was no longer listed.

It may have been an oversensitive Tina Fey fan. It may have been Tina herself. It may have been something more...

If Angelina Jolie has a bag of fries and her stomach poofs out a bit while she is out running around town, someone will snap the photo and demand an answer. Is she pregnant? Is she overeating? Did she enjoy the fries? Who made the fries? Is that a vial of the fry guy's blood around her neck? People will demand answers! And, they generally get answers.

Now, on the other hand, if you are a television star and much-heralded member of the entertainment industry and have a pretty noticeable scar down your face you would think that would probably get as much play as some fries from McD's. However, when it comes to Tina's scar, there is a different outlook. Ask "how did she get that?" and you hear dead silence, occasionally punctuated with a cry of "none of your business."

Is it a conspiracy? I don't know. Yet. I am wondering. One of Tina's online fan clubs makes it a Rule Violation to discuss the scar. Despite Gawker's best efforts to produce a good scar tip, they seem to have come up empty handed. A simple link to the Tina Fey Scar Detective is surreptitiously removed from the Wikipedia. It's all a bit strange to me.

I can find pictures of virtually any female celebrity pulling her swimsuit out of her crack while walking down a beach during an otherwise private moment within thirty seconds. I can find out the names and credits of every person Jennifer Aniston has ever bedded. But the scar? Nope.

I think it is a conspiracy. Someone removed my Wikipedia link to my Page 3 Girls.
Quite a few years ago there was an aspiring model (my recollection is that she was described in a manner that sounds like Tina Fey) who was ambushed by someone her makeup artist hired to slash her face because she wouldn't date the makeup artist (who, I think, also owned an apartment that the model was renting, and let himself in on occasion). He was an obsessed stalker creep. It was a very nasty slash. Donald Trump set up a lifetime trust of, I think, $25,000 to help this young woman, and he may have taken out some kind of ad to try to find the person who did it (not sure). Though not technically a "child" at the time, she was young. I wonder if Tina Fey is that person, with or without a name change?
WHY?!!!...Why would you do this to me? I was only SLIGHTLY curious when I did a search on this a few minutes ago...then I stumble onto this crap and how big a mystery it is and I am now EXTREMELY curious. God! I won't be able to watch 30 Rock the same way again now. I'll be so focused on that damn scar that I barely thought about before. Have you ever thought of hiring a P.I.? Oh well.

~Lucy from
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