Saturday, August 18, 2007
Number Four with a Bullet... Or a straight razor...
So, Joe Anon hops online, curious about the origins of Tina Fey's scar. He goes to Google, or uses the little Google box in his browser and begins to hunt and peck his query.
"Tina Fey scar"
Google Answers takes the #1 slot. Snopes is in the #2 slot. Some bio from the user-generated content people at Associated Content is #3.
Then me. That's right. The Tina Fey Scar Detective has the #4 overall spot.
Now, all I need is a good answer to the question. Don't worry, I'm working on it.
Oh, there is some bad news, however. The #5 result for the "Tina Fey scar" query this morning was The Worst Thing Ever Written.
My plan? To unravel the mystery of the scar completely while ascending to #1 for all search queries relating to Tina Fey's scar.
Will it happen? Hell if I know.
"Tina Fey scar"
Google Answers takes the #1 slot. Snopes is in the #2 slot. Some bio from the user-generated content people at Associated Content is #3.
Then me. That's right. The Tina Fey Scar Detective has the #4 overall spot.
Now, all I need is a good answer to the question. Don't worry, I'm working on it.
Oh, there is some bad news, however. The #5 result for the "Tina Fey scar" query this morning was The Worst Thing Ever Written.
My plan? To unravel the mystery of the scar completely while ascending to #1 for all search queries relating to Tina Fey's scar.
Will it happen? Hell if I know.