Friday, August 24, 2007
Ode to Fey's Fleshy Betties
When you don't have scar news, you might as well report on Tina Fey's torso. Thus, here I am commenting on a DeadBrain ode to Tina Fey's breasts.
The author got a glimpse of her chest during a viewing of "Mean Girls" and developed an immediate, healthy appreciation for the orbs. As the photo accompanying this post so clearly illustrates, there IS something to like about them, huh?
I don't want to beat a dead horse (other objects warrant a beating following discussions of this sort), so I will spare you my own extended evaluation of Ms. Fey's sexiness. Instead, I'll just share a bit of the DeadBrain assessment:
Read all about it/them here.
"She's no longer just a super-talented, hard-working, ultra-respectable broad.
She's a certified hottie with dynamite cans.
World domination – here comes Tina, in all her knockering, nipply glory!"
The author got a glimpse of her chest during a viewing of "Mean Girls" and developed an immediate, healthy appreciation for the orbs. As the photo accompanying this post so clearly illustrates, there IS something to like about them, huh?
I don't want to beat a dead horse (other objects warrant a beating following discussions of this sort), so I will spare you my own extended evaluation of Ms. Fey's sexiness. Instead, I'll just share a bit of the DeadBrain assessment:
Read all about it/them here.
"She's no longer just a super-talented, hard-working, ultra-respectable broad.
She's a certified hottie with dynamite cans.
World domination – here comes Tina, in all her knockering, nipply glory!"
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In 1995, I got a great glimpse of Ms. Fey's when she crawled around on stage during a scene at IO in Chicago. She has always been a hot sweetheart.
http://www.newsweek.com/id/171553
(NEW YORK) Tina Fey's husband is talking about something the "30 Rock" actress would rather not discuss: the scar on her left cheek.
In an interview in Vanity Fair, Jeff Richmond says a stranger slashed Fey's face when she was 5 years old. He says the incident occurred in the front yard of her house.
Says Richmond: "That scar was fascinating to me. This is somebody who, no matter what it was, has gone through something. And I think it really informs the way she thinks about her life."
Fey says talking about the attack would seem like exploiting it.
Says Fey: "It's really almost like I'm able to forget about it, until I was on-camera, and it became a thing of `Oh, I guess we should use this side' or whatever. Everybody's got a better side."
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(NEW YORK) Tina Fey's husband is talking about something the "30 Rock" actress would rather not discuss: the scar on her left cheek.
In an interview in Vanity Fair, Jeff Richmond says a stranger slashed Fey's face when she was 5 years old. He says the incident occurred in the front yard of her house.
Says Richmond: "That scar was fascinating to me. This is somebody who, no matter what it was, has gone through something. And I think it really informs the way she thinks about her life."
Fey says talking about the attack would seem like exploiting it.
Says Fey: "It's really almost like I'm able to forget about it, until I was on-camera, and it became a thing of `Oh, I guess we should use this side' or whatever. Everybody's got a better side."
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